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Official Procrastination Paperwork

Forms, Certificates & Excuses

All the bureaucracy of productivity, with none of the actual productivity. Download at your earliest inconvenience.

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Desired Postponement:
Requested extension:
Tomorrow
Next week
Indefinitely
Urgency Level:
Wait
Can Wait
What were we talking about?
Approved by:
Future Me
Form ID: IPS-DR-100 Processing Time: Tomorrow
Delay
Approved
Official Delay Request
Formally postpone something you were unlikely to do today anyway.
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Membership Agreement:
Membership ID:
(Assigned Eventually.)
I hereby acknowledge that I intend to complete important tasks... eventually.
Membership Status:
Pending
Still Pending
Review postponed... indefinitely
Future Member Signature:
Membership Effective:
Form ID: IPS-MEM-100 Processing Time: Tomorrow
Review
Postponed
Membership Application
Apply for official recognition of your longstanding commitment to eventually getting things done.
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All forms are official. Processing times are aspirational. The IPS assumes no responsibility for tasks still pending after download.